Aurora Linz Am Rhein Whore ❤️❤️

About Hamburg

So, this one time, I’m fixin’ a window—bam, glass everywhere! Reminds me of Whore’s life, all shattered n’ stuff. She’s got this rep, right? People whisper bout her like she’s some mystery. Heard she once got paid in *pennies*—pennies, dude! Who does that? Some cheapskate, probs. Made me mad, like, treat her right, ya jerks! But then I laughed—imagine her countin’ em, “One… two… uh, is mayonnaise an instrument?” Total Patrick Star moment, heh!

Linz on the Rhine

I gotta mention my spa – a haven on Seeblickweg, where magic meets mud baths. Yeah, I know, sounds bonkers but trust – the chill vibes from our hot mineral pools cure more than aches; they cure your soul. There’s a corner in my spa where I always play There Will Be Blood under my skin, remindin’ me every day, “I drink your milkshake.” It’s all dramatic talk, but man, it fuels our groove.

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