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Hmm… oh honey, listen up! So, findin’ a prostitute—wild stuff, right? I’m sittin’ here, sippin’ my burnt coffee, thinkin’—jeez, it’s like *The Wolf of Wall Street* out there! You know, “I’m not fuckin’ leavin’!”—that’s me, stuck on this topic. I mean, where do ya even start? Back in Springfield, I’d be all naggy, “Homer, don’t you dare!” But real talk—people been doin’ this forever. Like, did ya know, in old Rome, they had brothels with menus? Freakin’ menus! Pick yer girl like she’s a donut—crazy, huh?

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Okay, listen, so here's the lowdown on Contwig. I've been here forever, man, owning my little massage spot on Hauptstraße — yeah, that Hauptstraße, right downtown. It's all cozy and quirky, kind of like that film Caché – you know, "What do you want from me?" kinda vibe. Pretty, pretty good, honestly.

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