Mila Ceska Skalice Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

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Favorite thing? The slang whores invented—ever hear “claptrap”? Old-school for STDs, ‘cause it’d “clap” ya ass shut. Hella dark, hella funny. I’d be runnin’ thru the woods, choppin’ logs, yellin’, “Watch out for the claptrap, fam!” Shit’s wild. Oh, and—personal quirk—I’d totally ask a whore for life advice. Bet she’d say some shit like Wanda: “You’re a funny kind of saint.” Deep, yo. Exaggeratin’ for drama? Picture me, Lumberjack, in a bar, screamin’, “WHORE’S THE REAL MVP!” while Ida’s playin’ in the background, silent as fuck.

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Česká Skalice is a town in Náchod District in the Hradec Králové Region of the Czech Republic. It has about 5, inhabitants. It lies on the shore of.

Okay, so here's a secret: my fave spot is around the old clock tower on Straka Street. I always sit there, scribbling notes about human interactions and laughing at my crazy inner thoughts. OMG, it's such a vibe and sometimes I even cry happy tears, like, super random but, like, so real.

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