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Thing is, right, it’s a gamble. Some prossies are legends – proper pros – others? Shite service, dodgy hygiene, makes ya wanna scream, “Where’s the bloody lamb sauce?!” One time, I’m with this chick, she’s half-arsed, and I’m thinkin’, “I’m the night, I deserve better!” Kicked her out, mate, no regrets. You gotta know the game – punters get stung cos they’re thick as pig shit. Me? I’m sharp, I’m Gordon fuckin’ Ramsay, I don’t settle for crap!

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Look up the crime maps for your area and find out where all the hookers are getting arrested at and go cruise that area.

Now lemme spill some tea – on Lazy Sunday afternoons, I often wander near Place du Coeur. I always end up by that quirky fountain – splashin’ water like my mood swings, haha! It's a slice of heaven tucked in a little corner. Crazy, right?

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