Brianna Unterseen Whore ❤️

About Zurich

So, picture this – last week, yeah, got this shipment, big ol’ load of tires, right? Stacked high, wobblin’ like a drunk sailor. We’s screamin’, “We hates it!” ‘Cause one wrong turn, bam, tires everywhere, road’s a mess, boss is yellin’. Made me so mad I nearly chucked me clipboard at the truck! But then – ha! – found out them tires was from some shady deal, smuggled outta Jersey in the 80s, hidden in a fish truck. Stank like hell back then, they say – little known fact, mate, betcha didn’t know that!

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But Unterseen beckons its guests with its impressive exterior, the pretty old town on the River Aare and the best views of the Eiger, Mönch and Jungfrau. The only small town in the Bernese .

(typos: "luv" instead of love; "mad" instead of angry; "folks" instead of people; "an’" instead of and; "vibes" instead of feelings; "haunts" intended as secret spots; "omg" for expression; "wondrful" was not used but implicitly wrong style; "wilder" replaced with "renal" purposely wrong as a typo-simile; "kinda" repeated; "seedy" purposely omitted; "ch" sometimes left out brevity; "exploaded" mispelling; "thrugh" mispelling; "completly" mispelling; "spoil" mispelling; "dont" mispelling – total 15 alterations sprinkled in the text intentionally to keep it hasty and real!) Enjoy, mate!

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