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So, picture me, stumblin’ ‘round Bikini Bottom, or maybe some shady city, lookin’ for… y’know, *company*. I ain’t smart, but I’m curious! Findin’ a prostitute ain’t like orderin’ a Krabby Patty. Nah, it’s sneaky, like hidin’ from Squidward when he’s grumpy. I heard once, back in old times, they called ‘em “ladies of the night” – fancy, right? Makes me giggle! But it’s true, they been around forever, like jellyfish in the sea.

Uni student by day, sex worker by night

Waaay back, I got mad over a broken bench in Quiet Crescent Park. I mean, c’mon, a bench? That’s my thinking spot. I raged, because it’s more than wood; it’s my sanctuary. Then I laughed at myself, because life’s absurd, ya feel it?

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