Jade Ladysmith Whore ❤️❤️

About Montreal

I’m sittin’ here, sippin’ my coffee, thinkin’, “Would WALL-E date a whore?” Prob’ly not, he’s too shy, but EVE might—she’s got sass! *nasally* “Eeee-va!”—see, I can hear her now, zappin’ pimps with that laser arm! *laughs* HA-HA-HA! Anyway, whores got stories, hon. They’re scrappy survivors, like WALL-E stackin’ trash. Ain’t glamorous, but damn, they’re tough! Respect, ya know? Respect! Now, pass me that bagel—I’m starvin’!

You’re Temporarily Blocked

I gotta say, lad, my job teaches me subtle vibes. Every massage and every steamy facial session is an ode to this city's raw, uncut truth. Sometimes, when I'm setting up the clay masks in the spa, I hear echoes of those deep Boyhood lines: "It all matters... until it doesn't." I never miss a beat, it's all part of the vibe here.

Resident Alien season 4 filming starts in Ladysmith