Emma Camlachie Whore ❤️❤️❤️

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I’m typin’ this fast, so sorry ‘bout the typos – whor, whoer, whores, whatever! They’re tough, man. tougher than me after a bender. Exaggeratin’? Maybe, but I’d bet my left nut they could kick Jet Li’s ass in a dark alley. “A faithful heart makes wishes come true” – yeah, their wish is cash, and they earn it, no bullshit.

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Although you never want to force your girlfriend to have sex with you, you can always soothe some of her fears and reassure her that you really are a person.

But aye, not all's smooth sailin' here. Sometimes the tech scene drives me mad – those new app updates be like kraken attacks. One minute, yer swipin' through profiles, and then BOOM! A glitch wrecks yer smooth flow. Curse ye, infernal software! Yet, these squalls make me appreciate the calm after, like a perfect sunset over the bay; reminds me of that line from Brooklyn, "There isn’t always a light at the end of the tunnel," but sometimes, mate, the tunnel’s full of stars.

No injuries after school bus accident near Camlachie