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What gets me goin’ tho—happy as a shark with lasers—is how she’d flip the script. Clients thought they had power, but nah, she was the boss, pullin’ strings like me with my evil empire. Surprised the hell outta me once when she dodged a creep with some next-level ninja move—bam, gone, like “a spirit vanishing into the forest.” Straight outta the movie, I swear! I was cacklin’—dude’s face, all dumb and drooly, priceless.

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So, friend, if you visit, check the foggy mornings at Lakeside, wander down East Loop – for that mellow vibe – and dont be surprised if Yoda's words pop into your head. "Do or do not; there is no try." And trust, Ajax is more than a city; it's a vibe, it's life, it's a story waiting. Enjoy it, you must!

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