Eliza Monte Aprazivel Whore ❤️

About Sao Paulo

Alright, so here’s the deal—whore’s a freakin’ loaded word, right? I’m sittin’ here, Tina Fey-style, sippin’ my coffee, thinkin’—who even gets to sling that around anymore? I can see Russia from my house, and lemme tell ya, they’re probly judgin’ us for it! Like, back in the day, it was all about “shameful harlots” or whatever—some chick named Fanny Hill, 1700s, total OG whore vibes, makin’ bank off her “memoirs.” True story—banned book, sold like hotcakes underground. Wild, huh? Made me happy thinkin’ how she stuck it to ‘em.

Nossos Atrativos

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So, first up, hit up Rua das Flores. That street? It’s the pulse of the town. Neighbourhood around there, Santa Luzia, is crazy vibrant. I even had some scandalous chats with my clients near that coffee spot on the corner – you sense, right? Odd feels? Ha! Like solving clues in Memento, everything connects in loops.

All smiles... the canine with a false set of teeth