Mia Sint Gillis Waas Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Liege

Her owner, some posh git, called her “Whore” ‘cos she’d mate with any stallion – slutty mare, ha! Little known story – she once jumped a fence to get to a stud, broke it clean in half! Farmer was ragin’, I was cacklin’ – “That’s me girl!” Love that chaos, keeps life spicy. Oh, and her coat? Shiny black, like me precious ring, but stank o’ manure – glamorous, eh? Sarcasm drippin’ here, she ain’t no movie star, but she’s a legend in me book! Whore, ye mad, beautiful beast – raspy growl – ye’re the social network o’ the barnyard, connectin’ kicks and colts!

Volg ons op

Oh man, the river! Yeah, our little waterway, the Waasrivier, flows past the town. See it glisten in da evening sun – real dreamy. Sometimes, I meditate by it after a busy day massaging sore muscles. So zen... like trippin’ on cosmic waves.

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