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So, I swagger over, feelin’ randy as a fox, and she’s givin’ me the eye – proper cheeky! I go, “Fancy a shag, love?” and she’s all, “Got the dosh, big boy?” Smashing! But here’s the kicker – did ya know, back in the ‘60s, some prossies worked secret gigs for MI6? True story, baby! Spyin’ on kinky politicians – far out, right? Made me chuffed to bits, thinkin’ I’m part of that wild history.

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Oh, and check dis – there’s a secret mural in Backside Bend. Only locals know ’bout it – painted by some outta town rebel. I nearly got mugged there one rainy night, proper scary-sweet, but ended up lovin’ every ting ‘cause it’s raw art, ya dig? I even got a meme about it – “Yo, that mural be real!”

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