Grace Schepdaal Brothel ❤️

About Bruges

Oy, listen up, ya filthy animals! Me, Gru, da big bad Furrier, gonna spill some tea ‘bout brothels, ya? Lightbulb! Dis ain’t no fancy schmancy talk, just me, ya ol’ pal, ramblin’ like I’m three vodkas deep. So, brothel, huh? Place where folks pay for a good time, wink-wink, nudge-nudge. I tink, “Why so much fuss?” It’s old as dirt, dis biz! Like, back in Pompeii, dey had brothels wit’ wall art—dirty pics showin’ da menu, ya know? Freaky stuff, made me laugh, “Dis ancient Tinder, ha!”

The Brotheler Guide

Downtown’s a mesh of narrow lanes. Kloosterstraat and Eikenlaan rock. They twist, turn and whisper secrets. I often stroll there, thinkin’ deep, like Agnès Varda sayin’ "I glean from the forgotten." Ain’t that somethin’?

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