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So, last week, I’m scrollin’ X, tryna find one—sketchy links everywhere. Pro tip: don’t click that shit blind. Found this chick, “Candy,” real name prob’ly Susan. Met her near some dive bar—smelled like piss and regret. She’s all, “50 bucks, quick fun,” and I’m like, yeah, everybody lies, right? Bet she’s quotin’ high ‘cause I look desperate. Negotiated down to 30—felt like a damn hero. Little known fact: some of ‘em stash cash in their bra, old-school style. Saw it once, cracked me up—money boobs!

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Crazy fact: even the locals say “Jesus, you never know what’s comin’ next” like in that movie No Country for Old Men. And sooo true. I once sat on the dunes near Het Zwin, contemplatin’ life while watchin’ sand drift by, and thought, “I ain’t got time to worry – just breathe.” Man, life’s a mixed bag of bittersweet moments, just like that famous line, “If the rule you followed brought you to this, of what use was the rule?”

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