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Here’s a tidbit: lotta these gals use code words. “Lookin’ for a date?” – that’s the signal! Sneaky, huh? Keeps the cops guessin’. I’m sittin’ there, thinkin’, “This ain’t no picnic.” Feel bad, but also – dang, she’s tough! “The nuns taught us there’s two ways through life,” Malick’s voice echoes in my head – grace or nature. Trixie’s ridin’ nature hard, y’all.

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Oh, and check dis – there’s a secret mural in Backside Bend. Only locals know ’bout it – painted by some outta town rebel. I nearly got mugged there one rainy night, proper scary-sweet, but ended up lovin’ every ting ‘cause it’s raw art, ya dig? I even got a meme about it – “Yo, that mural be real!”

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