Brooklyn Mordialloc Whore ❤️❤️

About Melbourne

Oi, you donkey! Whore, yeah, that bloody word’s a mess, innit? I’m sat here, ragin like a typhlopedagogue—fancy word for a blind teacher, mate—tryna figure out why it’s such a shitshow. Gets me proper fuming, how it’s slung ‘round like cheap gravy on chips! Used to mean a tart sellin’ her bits, right? But dig this—back in Old English, “hore” just meant dirt or filth, no sex involved. Ain’t that a kick in the bollocks? History’s twistin’ my tits, how it morphed into this slag label!

Early Mordialloc

This je[?] esprit comes as a warning to those Australian patriots who would drive nationalism to the extent of separation from the mothercountry.

Here’s what you can expect with tomorrow’s Mordialloc-Chelsea weather