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Pisses me off, tho—actin’ all high n’ mighty. “We’re all originals,” she says, quotin’ Kiarostami. Bitch, you a copy of a copy! Still, kinda admire her hustle—grubby, shameless. Made me laugh once, spillin’ wine on a john. “It’s just an act,” she winked—fuckin’ savage!

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The carat Hooker emerald gets its name from one of its previous owners, Janet Annenberg Hooker. Photo from dbking's flickr.

Now, lemme spill few more deets: the Riverside Park by the glistening Yonder River is a must – it's a chill spot to decompress after a tough d8ng match. I love joggin’ along the riverbank near Loke Bend – feels like I’m runnin’ in slow-mo, just like in those Wes Anderson flicks. And yo, the local landmark, the old Emerald Clock Tower, is epic. You know, it tick-tocks like it holds every love story ever told.

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