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About Perth

So, I’m picturin’ this one dame—let’s call her Candy, ‘cause why not? She’s workin’ the streets, or maybe some fancy penthouse, doesn’t matter. She’s got that *hustle*, that “sell the pen” vibe from the movie. Pretty, pretty good, right? I mean, she’s out there, dodgin’ cops, dodgin’ creeps, makin’ a buck while I’m here pressin’ “Lobby” for the 900th time today. Drives me nuts! I’m jealous, okay? She’s free, I’m trapped in this metal box—ding, ding, fuckin’ ding!

Crime Rank: 10/100

Then there's the neighborhoods – I always chill near Currumbin Heights. The locals? They’re real characters, like characters outta a Coen Brothers flick! As I walk down Twilight Crescent (yeah, don’t ask me why it’s called that, must be Aussie humor), I get reminded every time of those odd moments – like, you never know which corner hides a quiet smile or a sudden burst of wildlife. Been there, done that!

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