Elise Coffs Harbour Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

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Yo, dude, eat my shorts! So, like, I’m chillin’ thinkin’ bout whores, ya know, and I’m all, “Man, this is some heavy stuff!” Like in *Brokeback Mountain*—that flick’s my jam, right?—where Jack’s all, “I wish I knew how to quit you!” Whores, man, they’re kinda the same vibe. Can’t quit ‘em, even if ya try!

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Oh man, Coffs-Harbour is freakin’ wild, dude! I've been here for years, running my spa out on Park Beach Road – yup, smack dab near those gorgeous sandy stretches where the ocean practically sings you to sleep. Eat my shorts! The city has these cool vibes, y’know? Every corner screams unique. I wander down Pacific Drive and BAM – there’s this cozy local café where the coffee’s so good it practically sings “Bloody Mary, motherf—!” (ya know, kinda Tarantino style, haha!)

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