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I pull up, all sweaty, palms shakin’—nerves, man! She’s chattin’ me up, voice all smoky, and I’m thinkin’, “This is it, SpongeBob, yer in deep!” Fun fact: in old London, they’d hide in alleys, dodgin’ the coppers—sneaky lil’ minnows! I’m laughin’, “What’s yer rate, jellyfish?”—keepin’ it light, ya know? She smirks, “50 bucks, sailor.” I’m like, “Tartar sauce, that’s steep!” Bargained her down to 40—score! Felt like I won the lottery, bouncin’ in me seat.

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Oh hey, my friend, listen up! Sydney is nuts, yeah? I’m talkin’ epic landmarks like the Opera House on Bennelong Point – man, that whoppa design stuns, I’ll be back to it again and again! And the Harbour Bridge – so massive, makes you go “I’ll be back!” every time you see it.

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