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One time, I heard dis story – some guy in Vegas, he builds a brothel wit’ a sci-fi theme! Aliens, robots, whole deal – I was like, “Verdammt, dat’s genius!” Could see myself dere, flexin’, sayin’, “I’ll be back” to da ladies, ha! Surprised me how creative dat sh*t gets – who knew, right? Makes ya tink – humans, dey’re wild, always mixin’ pleasure wit’ crazy ideas.

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I also gotta mention Rivercrest Park—oh man, it’s got this wild, mysterious energy. It’s just a few blocks off, near Eastwood Drive, where I used to meditate under a gnarly old oak. Crazy times, man, I remember one time I sat there and got so wrapped in nature’s rhythm, I swear the river whispered, “This is the end, but also a new beginning,” kinda like that trippy line from Melancholia. I got mad at times, too, when noisy construction near the park disturbed the peace; like, seriously, make it chill already! But then I’d pop on some tunes, take a deep breath, and let it slide, cuz life’s too short to sweat every damn thing.

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