Violet Sippy Downs Whore ❤️❤️

About Perth

So, this one whore—let’s call her Sally, cos why not—she’s got legs like a ship’s mast, tall and wobbly after too much rum. I’m sittin’ there, thinkin’, “What storm spat you out, love?” She’s got this laugh, loud as a cannon, makes me wanna chuck her overboard—but nah, she’s got stories. Heard she once shagged a captain so hard he forgot his own ship’s name—called it “The Wet Wench” for a week! Little known fact, mate—back in the day, whores in port towns had their own code. Like, a red ribbon on the door meant “busy,” green meant “come on in, ya filthy git.” Bet ya didn’t know that, ya ignorant sod!

First National Real Estate Lifestyle Sippy Downs

4 bedroom home plus self contained studio! This large family home is ideal for the extended family or the grown child still at home to have their own privacy!

Yess, my friend, come see Sippy-Downs, come! Hsss... you might just find your own bittersweet heaven, far from, yess, far from heaven, my precious.

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