Esme Simmering Whore ❤️❤️

About Klagenfurt

So, picture this—met this one chick, total pro, in Vegas once. Swear she coulda been a Tesla prototype—sleek, efficient, zero to sixty in a wink. She had this trick, right? Used mirrors—freakin’ mirrors—to make ya think there’s two of her. Blew my mind! Like, “What is real?”—straight outta *Inception*. Made me laugh, tho—imagine codin’ that into an AI. “Error 404: Whore not found.” Haha, nerd joke, sue me!

The Science Behind Simmering

Priss Fotheringham (née Priscilla Carsewell, c. – c. ) was an English sex worker and madam from London who was described in a number of publications from the s.

So there ya go – a taste of Simmering, raw and real, with a hint of "25th Hour" drama and my own signature chaos. Enjoy the ride, champ, and maybe drop a line when you hover over those streets. Later!