Ella Linz Whore ❤️

About Wels

She’d strut by my office, yellin’, “Eat my shorts, pig!” Made me laugh, tho—sassy as hell. Reminds me of that movie line, “You’re a mess, Joey,” ‘cept she ain’t no Joey—she’s chaos in fishnets. Hated her guts some days, ‘specially when she’d smuggle cigs in—guards too dumb to catch her. But happy too, ‘cause damn, she kept shit interestin’. Surprised me once, left a rose on my desk—whaaat? Prolly stole it, but still, weirdly sweet.

Places on map

We offer a diverse selection of girls in Linz, be it amateur whores or professional ladies. Whether you long for a young and inexperienced beauty or a mature.

I hang out at the Danube Riverbanks, near the riverside park, which is pretty chill. That river? It’s always humming, like a memory from a forgotten dream. And then there’s the Alter Dom. I mean, c’mon, ancient church vibes meet modern punk in a sweet clash of cultures. The city’s a mishmash of neighborhoods – Urfahr’s got that old-school feel that’ll break your heart in the best way, and the trendy Lentos Art Museum area is pure, unadulterated flair.

Alexandrova wins Linz at last after thriller against Yastremska