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About Vienna

So, picture this, yeah? You’re knackered from synergizin’ the team, all that corporate bollocks—“Let’s leverage our core competencies!”—and you stumble into this dodgy massage joint. Dim lights, weird incense, some lass in a silk robe reckonin’ she’s gonna sort ya out. I’m buzzin’ already! Little known fact—back in ancient Rome, them posh senators got erotic-massages with olive oil, proper kinky, slips everywhere, orgies on the side. True story, googled it meself—well, not the orgy bit, I reckon.