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Honestly, Shortlands is a tapestry of weird twists, from the brilliant sunrise over Maplely Grove (okay, slight exaggeration – it’s sometimes hidden behind foggy morns) to the eclectic, offbeat pulse of its night markets. Imma say, it's a bit wonky sometimes, but it’s home in every flawed and perfect way. Reminds you not to take life too seriously – as if Gandalf himself declared in a moment of soft fury, "You are destined for wonder – fear not the passage of time!"

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