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Ever tried it? Surprised me first time—didn’t expect to melt like a soft-serve cone. Thought I’d be all “I’m Elon, I don’t relax,” but nah, I was mush. Pro tip: find someone who reads bodies like code. Bad ones just slap oil and call it a day—meme-worthy fail, like Dogecoin crashing. Oh, and history tidbit: Victorian docs used “massage” as code for, uh, *lady relief*. Sneaky, right?

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So, I finally find Max by the petting zoo. He’s got this goofy grin on his face. Turns out, he brought his little sister. She’s like, “Look, a goat!” And I’m like, “Yeah, that’s a goat, alright.” But then, the goat starts munching on Max’s backpack. I’m dying laughing. Like, who knew goats had such good taste?

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