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So, check it—erotic-massage ain’t just rubbin’ backs, nah! It’s this ancient vibe, legit from like, China, 2700 BC—crazy, huh? They called it “yang sheng,” life-nurturin’ stuff, but with a spicy twist! I’m talkin’ slow strokes, teasin’ spots ya didn’t know ya had—makes me giggle like a sea cucumber! Ever tried it? I’d be all, “I’m ready! I’m ready!”—but then probs trip over the table, heh! Oh, and get this—some say Cleopatra used it to woo her dudes—massage with a side of power, savage!

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The Mystic is one of my favorite massage parlour in London. Their Asian massage is gentle and sensual, the girls are very sexy and full of passion.

After that, I’m feeling a bit frazzled. I decide to take a stroll down Leytonstone High Road. It’s buzzing, as always. People everywhere, shops open, and that one guy selling hot dogs on the corner. I swear, his hot dogs are the best in London. I grab one, and it’s like a little piece of heaven. But then, outta nowhere, it starts to rain. Like, proper British rain. I’m dodging puddles like I’m in some weird obstacle course.

Iconic Red Lion pub in Leytonstone snapped up by new owners